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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
Photo courtesy of Gaetan Lee
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
Photo courtesy of Andrew Mason
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
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"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
Photo courtesy of Eric Lafforgue
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
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"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
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"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The 'asshole' is usually in charge!
Source: Joe Monster.org
Alien... I'm sure you know how aliens gonna look like. They might have some human like figures but they also may have some extra features on their looks. As we all know, there's a lot of alien related movies has been aired. Such as Alien vs Predator, Star Wars, E.T., Men in Black and etc. etc.
The Hollywood costume designers will will try design the aliens to look "weird and scary" as possible to impress us. But there's something really funny about the the design of these aliens. Although they might be the most scariest or ugly alien in the movie you can notice, there's something familiar about the design which they adapt directly from down under your pants.
This is what gonna happen if you hire someone who's out of idea or a horny bastard or has experience working as a sex toy designer. They just can't resist it!
Wait... What?!! Under my pants?!! You kidding me?
Yes, they do look like our genitalia... Don't believe me?
Let's start with....
1. Clawbia Majora a.k.a Predator (Predator)
Predator has the labia-mouth combination. So powerful, so scary but yet still a pussy.
2. Cock in a Purse (My Stepmother is an Alien)
Creepy sex toy with an eye.
3. Ball-chinian (Men in Black)
He got BALLS!!
4. Sandgina a.k.a. Sarlacc Pit Monster (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
Sandgina trap!! Make sure you didn't pee at wrong place when you're out at the desert. Watch out!!
5. Dong of the Dead a.k.a. Dune Sandworms (Dune)
Cock-alike-worm from down under the sand. Beware girls...
6. Spear Pucker (Starship Troopers)
This is one nasty monster.
7. Vibe Raider (Coneheads)
Most famous sex toy from outer space.
8. Prolapsed Anus (War of the Worlds)
Attacking anus. Specially design for ass freaks.
9. Alcoholic Clit Monster (Star Wars IV: A New Hope)
A new hope for fellatio.
10. Vagitron a.k.a. Megatron (Transformers)
I didn't expect to have my favourite Transformers robot to be in the list.
11. Pocket '70s Bush a.k.a. The Tribbles (Star Trek)
This guy is sure a freaking horny bastard. Hairy balls everywhere.
12. Fuck Face (Aliens)
I'm wondering how these movies can pass our strict Malaysian Censorship Standard? These movies should be rated 18SX. I guess they're trying to "advertise" sex toy freely without being caught by the censorship department.
Hmmm... Maybe that's the reason why we enjoy watching alien movies right?
Source: MAXIM.com
Photo courtesy of vagabondrhythm
English, a language which is spoken through out the world. In fact that 80% of English used in the world is used between non-native speaker.
So why learn English?
Most information stored in the world's computer is in English, more than half the world's scientific journals are in English and it is the main language of the internet. With English, you can make friend with anyone in the world - who can communicate in English - despite of it's nationality and race.
I've stumbled upon some funny video clips in youtube about "Learning English". They're SOOOO funny and I laugh until I burst into tears.
I would like to share some of the videos to you guys and hope these videos will brighten up your day with some good and healthy laughter.
Guys, check these out... (Warning: Explicit contents)
Banned Commercial - Learn English
Why You Should Learn English
Japanese Learn English
French Learning English (Steve Martin)
Do You Speak English? Sprechen du Deutsch
More videos?
Japanese Girl Learning English
Speak English - Iraq
US Soldiers Teach Iraq Kids English
This is the reason why you MUST have a good foundation of English. I bet you don't wanna end up like them...
I've missed the match between Arsenal vs Manchester United last Saturday. It was a MUST SEE match for Manchester United fan like me - being a fan of Manchester United since I was still a kid. But then I have something more important to attend that evening, I went for a business preview event at Hilton. Something that I cannot miss because there are no replays and highlights available just like football where you can watch it on the TV or internet.
Being a fan and missed the big match against our fierce rival, I try to look for replays and highlights through the internet since I don't have an ASTRO. So I try to find it in youtube and metacafe because it's free.
Full match replays and highlights are available at Manchester United's Official Website, proudly broadcasting its own TV channel MUTV. But I don't have the money to pay for the subscription fee which cost:
₤ 4.00 per month (RM 27.8133)
&
₤ 40.00 per year (RM 278.254)
*converted using my favourite currency converter site XE.com
The match was highlighted at the front page of metacafe. So I try to look some other videos of Manchester United in youtube and I found something quite unusual and interesting. Looking at the title of the video "Punk'd... Merk'd... Wayne Rooney... ". Straight away thinking of the famous MTV hidden camera practical joke TV series - Punk'd - hosted by Ashton Kutcher which features pranks on celebrities.
And this time on FOOTBALLERS?!!!
Merk'd - a British version of Punk'd hosted by an English and Manchester United footballer RIO FERDINAND. Ferdinand intended to play pranks with the help of insiders on his fellow English lads shortly before the World Cup of 2006. The show also known as World Cup Wind-Ups.
Just like Punk'd, the prank would end up with the catchphrase
You Got Merk'd!!!
- Merk'd English Footballers -
(Listed in the order of from Striker to the Goal Keeper)
- Striker -
Wayne Rooney: found responsible for the death of an ill dog own by a fan.
(Insider: Girlfriend)
Peter Crouch: thinks that he's about to witness a violent brawl between an Indian businessman and Russian gangsters.
(Insider: Robbie Fowler)
- Midfielder -
Shaun Wright-Phillips: gets an Italian restaurant worker fired.
(Insider: John Terry)
David Beckham: late for a meeting caused by the driver.
(Insider: None)
- Defender -
Gary Neville: get his car checked and charged with traffic tickets.
(Insider: Ryan Giggs)
Ashley Cole: accused of erasing a track that was ready to be released.
(Insider: None)
- Goalkeeper -
David James: accused of breaking an artwork made by a French artist.
(Insider: None)
