The Grand Slam Sunday is happening again today!!! Today the big fours are competing against each other on their 31st matches of the league for the title race.
Last encounter, Grand Slam Sunday 16th of December 2007... First Round
Manchester United beat Liverpool at Anfield by 1 goal to 0, scored by Tevez the Scouse Buster while Arsenal beat Chelsea at home by 1 goal to 0, scored by ex-Chelsea player Gallas...
A great Christmas gift for the United's fan... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
For your information I'm a fan of Manchester United - so I'll talk more about Manchester United and I can assure you that this might get biased all the way long.
Man United vs Liverpool 16/12/07 - Fans taunt Scousers!!
GRAND SLAM SUNDAY, 23rd March 2008... Second Round
This time the Red Devils will host the match at Old Trafford against the Scouse, fighting for thier 4th position in the league against its neighbour the Toffees, and the Gunners will visit Stamford Bridge to fight for the 2nd place against rival the Blues.
I was very excited even before the match started. I'm always like this especially when United are head-to-head against their rivals. Sitting infront of the TV and sing my favourite Man United chants on the Merseyside.
Oh Merseyside is Full of SHIT
(to the tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In')
Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!),
Is full of shit, (is full of shit),
Oh Merseyside is full of shit.
It's full of shit, shit, and more shit,
Oh Merseyside is full of shit...
More other United songs and chants on their rivals, Pride of Manchester.
Today Fergie has suprised us by using the 4-5-1 formation and put Tevez on the bench.
Rafa decides to use 4-4-1-1 formation and putting Torres and Gerrard up front.
The Final Result is.... The Red Devils BATTERED the Scousers THREE goals to NIL.
MANCHESTER UNITED 3
Brown 34', Ronaldo 79', Nani 81'
LIVERPOOL 0
Both team started with good football spirit with a lot of entertaining aggresive attacks especially from the Red Devils. The first booking was shown to Mascherano on his hard tackle on Paul Scholes. On the 34th minutes, defender Wes Brown hits the ball into the net off his back from Wayne Rooney's cross. On the stroke before half-time, the Man in Black sent Javier Masherano off the pitch for dissent (running about 20 yards to the ref asking "What has happened?" and got himself booked the second time). I should agree with Bennett's decision to book him and send him off. It is Masherano's fault who keeps on whining on an incident which doesn't concern him. Some more, the ref has warn him to shut up and fuck off but he just can't stop whining like a bitch. He left Bennett no choice but he After the incident, Steve Bennett got himself position into the centre of attention by the Scousers. He even refuse to award United a penalty on Jamie Carragher's miss-timed tackle on Rooney. Liverpool down to 10 men before the break. It's clear that Man United dominate the first half of the game.
Refreshed after the break, the Red Devils continue to dominate the possesion. Christiano Ronaldo scored his 34th goal and his first goal on the Scousers with a brilliant header delivery pass Reina and left the Scousers hopeless. Couple of minutes after that, Nani extended the lead by scoring the 3rd goal for United at the 81 minutes sending the fans crazy. Thundering applauses, songs and chants by the fans in Old Trafford and also don't forget the fans whose watching the match through the TV (like me), clapping hands and shouting out loud.
Match report from MANUTD.COM by Adam Bostock
I would like to experience the atmosphere at Old Trafford someday in the future. Watching the Red Army crushing its opponents.
The final whistle has blown at Stamford Bridge, end up with 3 goals. I was hoping for a draw so that it's hard for them to keep up, but instead the Blues gunned down Arsenal 2-1 and move themself up to the second spot leaving them 5 points behind the Champion.
It is a sad fact that Liverpool has never win the league title for 17 consecutive years and will continue long way. Most of the time they're struggling to get their ass on the 3rd to 5th position in the league. It's even almost impossible for them to climb up to the 2nd position, what to say to reach on the top of the league?
The Red Devils is unstoppable now, they even eliminates the Gunners from the FA Cup with a explosive score of 4 goals without reply!!!
Glory Glory Manchester United!!!
Actually I should post this update last Thursday but I went back to Miri for my nephew's, Melvin, wedding. I'm quite busy these few days so I have to postpone it until today.
*Widgets and Add-Ons
I've added the 'Recent Comment Feed' Widget which is quite a cool and helpful widget for the blog. Which will update me with the latest comments on any posts. Thanks for its help, I don't have to worry anymore checking comments on every page.
Example:
Photo courtesy of Tips for New Blogger
*Outlook and Templates
All this while I've been trying to change my blog's outlook. I mean, to make it look a bit more fancy and more attractive because the original design is too plain. Below is the picture of my original blog, which only has 2 columns (Minima Template).
I've changed the template from minima to denim and also added a new column in between of the post and footer column.
Happy with the extra column but not with the design. I decided to browse for blogger's templates and I found few templates that really ticks me.
So I decided to try this template called Dilectio... It's a converted Wordpress's template, so that you can use it in Blogger.
Dilectio comes from the Latin Language and it means "love, solicitude, esteem".
Now my blog looks far more better and more attractive. As you can see...
* White background and header with the continuous swirl design.
* 3-columns theme.
* Tab menus.
* Navigation bars.
* Widget ready - two sidebars supporting widgets.
* Using 5 plugins - WP-PageNavi, Recent Posts, Recent Comments, Gravatar and FlickrRSS.
* "About this Blog" section which includes an intro, search and links to RSS feeds.
But I still do have a bit problem with the theme on its main content area. Disorganized arrangement of the contents. I'm trying to deal with the problem as soon as possible because this will spoil the looks of my blog and makes it look disorganized.
Eli Shares some helpful tips for your blog:
+ Recent Comments Feed Widget.
+ 3-Columns template (Denim Template).
- Links for other templates are available in the post.
- Make sure you choose the right selection for your blog.
+ Change your blog's outlook with cool premium themes.
[UPDATE] 17 March 2008
Bad news, I've found out that there's no 'Leave a reply' function in the comment area. Which I don't have any idea why it is not there. Now I'm still using the original blogger's "Post a comment".
Good news, I have solved the problem at the 'main content area'. It is quite a hardwork to check the codes throughly and spot where the problem lies. I have to do trial and errors check out on the codes. What I did was changing the value of any possible codes that involves image one by one until I found the flaw.
/**/ * html .post-body p img {} /* */
.post-body p img { max-width: 420px;}
.post-body p img { width:expression(this.width > 420 ? "420px" : this.width); }
.post-body img { margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: relative; border:solid 1px #495b6b;}
After changing the float value to relative, the pictures and text are properly aligned back as how it supposed to be. Problem solved, no more disorganized text alignment.
Alien... I'm sure you know how aliens gonna look like. They might have some human like figures but they also may have some extra features on their looks. As we all know, there's a lot of alien related movies has been aired. Such as Alien vs Predator, Star Wars, E.T., Men in Black and etc. etc.
The Hollywood costume designers will will try design the aliens to look "weird and scary" as possible to impress us. But there's something really funny about the the design of these aliens. Although they might be the most scariest or ugly alien in the movie you can notice, there's something familiar about the design which they adapt directly from down under your pants.
This is what gonna happen if you hire someone who's out of idea or a horny bastard or has experience working as a sex toy designer. They just can't resist it!
Wait... What?!! Under my pants?!! You kidding me?
Yes, they do look like our genitalia... Don't believe me?
Let's start with....
1. Clawbia Majora a.k.a Predator (Predator)
Predator has the labia-mouth combination. So powerful, so scary but yet still a pussy.
2. Cock in a Purse (My Stepmother is an Alien)
Creepy sex toy with an eye.
3. Ball-chinian (Men in Black)
He got BALLS!!
4. Sandgina a.k.a. Sarlacc Pit Monster (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
Sandgina trap!! Make sure you didn't pee at wrong place when you're out at the desert. Watch out!!
5. Dong of the Dead a.k.a. Dune Sandworms (Dune)
Cock-alike-worm from down under the sand. Beware girls...
6. Spear Pucker (Starship Troopers)
This is one nasty monster.
7. Vibe Raider (Coneheads)
Most famous sex toy from outer space.
8. Prolapsed Anus (War of the Worlds)
Attacking anus. Specially design for ass freaks.
9. Alcoholic Clit Monster (Star Wars IV: A New Hope)
A new hope for fellatio.
10. Vagitron a.k.a. Megatron (Transformers)
I didn't expect to have my favourite Transformers robot to be in the list.
11. Pocket '70s Bush a.k.a. The Tribbles (Star Trek)
This guy is sure a freaking horny bastard. Hairy balls everywhere.
12. Fuck Face (Aliens)
I'm wondering how these movies can pass our strict Malaysian Censorship Standard? These movies should be rated 18SX. I guess they're trying to "advertise" sex toy freely without being caught by the censorship department.
Hmmm... Maybe that's the reason why we enjoy watching alien movies right?
Source: MAXIM.com
I've decided to update my readers about any changes that I've made in my blog and hopefully made it more informative to you.
So today, I've added to my sidebar a message box, chat box, shout box or whatever you call it (called Cbox) which allows you to leave me a message, comments or interact with one and another. You may also have something to say which doesn't relate to the posts and I hope this cute widget helps.
Considering few message box widgets, I found out that Cbox provides the most appealing features. Which offers simple configuration, nice colours and design, avatars, unlimited smilies, auto linking, guard against comment spam, and ease of use.
To add a smiley into the message, you can click the smilies link at the bottom corner which is in between of the help and cbox link.
By the way, I'm happy to share you the secret codes behind each smilies.
Da Eli Shares Smilies Code
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